Harraps English Speling Rools by Harry H Harraps

	HARRAPS ENGLISH SPELING ROOLS by Harry H Harraps doesnt seem to be a reel book theres no story to speak of and i warn you now it isnt pretty and contanes lies dammed lies better read it at yore perril i am wareing speshal spelll-proof gloves made by nubtraps of savile row
	its a big list of words and it tries to tell you how to writes them therefore as far as i am conserned it is a seerius risk to spontanayety and as such is bad and rong and another thing later on it says rong things about gorillures but lets deel with that in a bit
	nothing remotly ecsitin happens an there are no caractors no not even a weevle it is like the reading eqwivalint of looking in an emty cutlery drawure i think it is big pants on a stick
	even the cover is more interlesting its got creeses though like the queens face i wonder if the queen reads this book peraps thats where she lernt how to spells annus horbiribilis or my husband and i are prevaledged to go on the royle yot look at all our money you scum dont have any wait till the revolushun i say thatll teach presidnt blairs to say fibs to parlament
	now we get to the nub and crux of the whole sorry tale this is where it all goes rong and luckily i am not too sensnitive unlike graham who mite be frikened by such a terabel slur on the good naycher of gorillures it says a gorillure is a feroshus ape well i ask you what a lot of pigs burp that is im about as feroshus as a sleeping button on a softs cushon therefore i only gives this book one out of five and that was pushing it i can tell you

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