THE OLD TESTERMENT IN BLAK COUNTRY DYERLECT by Jesus and God

	this is won of the very most odd things i haves read and i havnt even finished WOR AND PEAS yet theres a big book about jesus god mary and donkeys its corled the bible it explanes how everyone wos made by god in the beginning there was nothing this is like the bible but its in a differnt langwidge but not its just rote funny like how they tork in the blak country near irmingbum
	i dont understand this is wot they tork like where my mumbly is from like in dudly woolvramton moxly brownills wensbry tipton billston darlerston worlsorl etc i could go on i dint know adam and eev were from there i thort they were from braknle the aple an serpenk capiterl of uniteds kingdome
	i dont go a bundle on relijerss instrulucshon basickerly all reijun ses is dont do bad things be kinds to your mumbly dont harm the animules and wotch the littlest hobo on telly richard maderley is too braneless to comprend any of this he is a fly in the ointmalent of hugh manatee now i am really confuseds cos this chapter is corled NUMBERS but its got no numbers in just words and any fool knows numbers are not words what do they take us for imbersills and iglerant heethens
	gosh its all too much for me i will haves to have a little nap and a dream of bananures trees more bananures and speshal bananures for gorillures zzzzz

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