here i am reading TORKING WITH ANIMULES by Charlotte's Web

id like to see her try torking to biggles thatd give her a frite

there better be gorillures in this or im wotching richard & judy insteads
thats not a gorillure but he looks very fierces perhaps he would like meats

oh but a nice butterfly i saw one once in another book about figs

it was a speshal fig butterfly from indonesiar that had migralated
now thats more like it

here is a picher of my frend barry on the lookout for aphids

he really should be eating bananures as is goods for him but at least hes not swareing
some more frends of mine steven and john they seem to have caught a small turd

sometimes in the jungule thats all a poor monkey can bring back to the family after a hard days huntering in the mists

i am lucky i can eat bananures whenever i like
richard maderley is a twonk

if i wos on the telly i woodnt be interviewing presidnt clintons id be interviewing the ceo of banana importers inc of nigeria

silly old coot, his book club can kiss my bum
i give this book three out of fives cos althoughugh there are monkeys in it there are no gorillures

but in its favour it has nice pichers despite not any pichers of tv biscuit inventor john nettles


a picher of john nettles | go back to where you were befores | richard & judy | tony gubba